Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 17, 2024

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Bug ghosts. Those are what’s left over at junkyards.

Bugs still scare me. Mrs. Wallace probably saw a lot of them while staying up with Miles as a toddler.

Who ya gonna call? Ghost Pest Control?

The box reminds me… Notice Raisin “scoop” no longer advertises “2 scoops in every box”?

Whoa… “Ghost Bugs” sounds like a whole movie series.

Back when the idea that life began at conception was considered a heresy humans were the only creatures declared to have souls, and God put them in at quickening. Life beginning at conception was added around the fourth century to justify God sending unbaptized babies to Hell. Since a soul is needed to leave behind a ghost the early church would have ruled no ghost bugs. While the position on origin of soul has shifted I suspect bugs aren’t recognized as having souls.

Should just call all raisin-filled cereals “Raisin Hel!!” Never liked ’em!

Don’t start thinking about cows and chickens…

Ugh! This is all just to get some midnight snacks!

I read the box too fast. Thought is said Raisin Soup. That may not be bad however.

Nope. No ghosts. Especially not ghost bugs.

Raisins? Bleh.

There are so many live bugs, what difference would a few ghost bugs make?

#1: Luckily I have only killed flys and maybe a couple bugs that look liked mosquitos, On the other hand I have killed flys and maybe a couple bugs that look liked mosquitos

Good one, Tauhid!

Nope. That’s a cockroach.

Quit buggin’ your mom and let her sleep, Miles!

Don’t forget all the dinosaur ghosts.