Lug Nuts by J.C. Duffy for October 16, 2024

There will be some delay.

On rye toast, no doubt.

I’d rather have Meatloaf

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I’ve got to keep control

I remember doing the time warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And not a step to the right

Put your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

It really drives you insane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook-a me up and took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck and those devil’s eyes

He stared at me, and I felt the change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And not a step to the right

You put your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

It really drives you insane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And not a step to the right

You put your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

It really drives you insane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Ordered after he ate, I bet.