Working It Out by Charlos Gary for August 14, 2024

Don’t worry, they will serve you a quarter head of lettuce and a teaspoonful of ranch dressing.

We were in line for gyros at a local Greek festival. In front of us was a couple, young, first date maybe. He, very attentive. She asked the gyro preparer if there was a vegetarian option. Her date looked totally blindsided. I felt so sorry for that guy.

Great, this date will end up costing less than I expected!

It’s a great time to tell you that I’m anti-vegetarian!

It’s better to know it now – before we order.

When you pulled into the parking lot would have been a better time. But I’m sure they have side salads. So not really.

Good news it will be a cheap date since all she will eat is a salad

“ That’s why I’ve never seen you here before, herbivore.”

That’s alright, rules are meant to be broken.

The salad will cost way less than the steak.

This fake news. A real vegetarian would have let him know five seconds into their first conversation.