Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 16, 2024

Wiz must live in Dallas.

And NOW, let the ….. jocularity begin!!!

:-)

We’re building it up to break it back down.

We’re building it up to burn it down.

We can’t wait to burn it to the ground

-Linkin Park (Burn it Down)

That “car” looks a lot like a “Model T”.

I really dislike demolition derbys. It’s hard enough as it is to find and restore good old classic cars without them wrecking even more parts that could be put to good use.

Sometimes the Wiz is like a little kid who, after building a pyramid of blocks or a sand castle, knocks it down.

Motor car in ancient times? You is gots to be kidding me.

Henery Ford is rolling over in his grave. “New cars demolished? Ahhhhhh”.

The automotive equivalent of the Spruce Goose only this one’s got a death wish.

With special guest drivers for our first event: The Malachi Brothers!

Last one standing keeps the car.

And now, for the most famous words in motorsports…

“Drivers, START YOUR ENGINES!!!”

Are they Hun-proof?

What a waste!

E-Vehicles? True story, a person gender and political affiliation not noted, driving a hybrid auto, parked near the community mailboxes, removed her key ring with auto fob, unlocked mailbox, left key ring with auto fob in the mailbox door, returned to the vehicle and drove off. Week later, Fob still in mailbox door, postal patron has not returned.

Can I see?

Have fun!

Gentlemen! Start your mice!

Alright! :D