Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 17, 2024

Trojan “Hoarse”.

Best laid plans of mice and men …

Before burning man, there was burning horse.

It was that or treat it as a large piñata and beat it with clubs and axes.

Whoa!!

welp, that plan backfired. :j

First 4-wheel drive Mustang.

In the Castle Perilous Series one of the protagonists ends up in an universe where they are having the Trojan war. He transformed the army into horses figuring that the first thing anyone would do with a wooden horse would be to have a bonfire.

That’s illiad•vised, that thing will drip Greece into the flames (could get out of control)

Oops.

I wooden horse around with those Trojans.

Gonna have roasted Trojans.

Now’s a good time to jump out and yell “Surprise!”

How about if we built a giant wooden badger?