Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 12, 2024

It’s obvious tethers are no “balls” for them.

Unleash the hounds!

good luck with that… :j

And the first candidate that proposes no pooping while on a leash gets my vote.

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

It’s the leashed someone can do.

The candidate will surely win the pup-ular vote.

Well, tRump doesn’t like dogs and used a canine slur describing Harris, so it’s likely an easy choice for them.

Who let the dogs out?

I votes for the one outlaws cone thingies.

Dogs voting? That could part of the problem.

Whichever candidate proposes the mandatory use of pooper scoopers would have my vote.