Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 14, 2024

That’ll do it!

You mean that you sleep together?

Bed is no place for chafing. I bet Gary’s coffin is silk lined. Come to think of it, have we ever seen Leopold’s bed? I bet it’s a bed of nails; either that or a waterbed. He seems the type.

I picked 100% cotton, 600 thread count. (I had to believe the label, didn’t have time to check the count)

I don’t see what the big deal is.

You savage you.

Picky picky!

Low thread count fuzzy flannel is good for sleeping, too.

You monster. :)

That will give him nightmares (if he can sleep in those cruddy sheets)