Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 11, 2024

Don’t count on your luck so much, girls

New names today, nose studs tomorrow, and the day after …

And you may get different pies.

When was the last time they made Norge refrigerators – especially in avocado?

If you are thinking about getting, or already have, a nose stud, you should know: It looks like a zit.

I wouldn’t want a nose stud. I’ve got allergies.

Glad Trout isn’t “The Nail”

Hand pie happiness.

Going along with silly aliases that will be forgotten by tomorrow is one thing; nose studs are another. Grandma is wise enough to know when to pick her battles.