Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for August 23, 2024

Try a “petting” zoo.

Have her take you to a senior center to please the older generation. You’ll get a lot of attention and lots of attention.

No money or time left!!!!

Your job is to keep me company.

How about some hot yoga?

OK, obedience school is in your future.

Or, famous citation here, you could go to the vet to get tutored!

She didn’t think you’d be interested in those things.

You get to poop in the park. The other kids don’t, or shouldn’t. Do as I say not as I do.

The vet.

“You’re a talking dog, so you get an extra special treat — you’re going to the circus!”