Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 15, 2024

Oooh somebody got a teen slang dictionary

Do teens really talk like that??

Whazzup?

Yeet

Looks like 1st Place for sure. What does Vegas say?

Another new ATTITUDE in Milford ?

P2- Yep. Hank watches WWE and has USO action figures. Still waiting for HB to send me my Love in Rockets t shirt. YEET!

Looks like coach Luke’s three amigo’s of @sses have arrived.

OK, I live in a small town (probably die in a small town) and have a son entering his freshman year in high school.

Thanks to the power of social media, just about every Frosh and just about every sophomore, junior, and senior already know each other. They may not be real-life friends, but the freshmen are not bringing their punk-azzes into the locker room and disrespecting the upperclassmen.

Fourth place in the conference it is.

Wait a minute. Rodney was a junior last year who wanted to jump to the pros? Has anyone ever done that? Lebron? Kobe? Kevin Garnett? Bueller?

did henry think we would forget these 3 yeets in one day that we needed another introduction

torch tells leo im looking for a girl who smells pretty and not the one who wears the hibjib

The kid in P 1 is absolutely correct as it seems like all of the MHS boys teams have only had 3 players, one of which used to be a girl.

P-1: Apparently, Count Dracula is a Milford recruiter.

P-2: We learn the new kids were all Homie Schooled.

P-3: Even the new kids don’t want to be associated with this group of losers.

Hulk smash, Oscar yeet.

The only thing these three clowns need is a pet monkey named Jami.

Yep, since Middle School! We go back one or two years! That statement would have worked better if he said Elementary School. And what happened to Torch’s face in P3? Was he doing some torching that went horribly wrong in P2.5? And speaking of horribly wrong, the most horribly wrong thing you could do is to not read Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/08/15/still-delusional/

Clearly, Henry wants us to hate these people. Mission accomplished.

P1- Where are the Crips?

P2- (Torch): “Sup, nice hair bro.”

P3- “We know who you and her are, ……”

Should just be 1 panel today: “Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.”

Yeet? Oh, eff off, Henry – at least look up a definition for modern slang before using it wildly incorrectly.

Time for a broomstick and some hazing in the locker room.

Oh we got trouble …..trouble..trouble.

They seem nice.

So, are they Freshman?? And they are just going to walk on to the varsity team?? So many questions.

P3: Harpo gives Leo the finger.

I hope Austin hasn’t lost his MOJO.