Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 10, 2024
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Transcript:
Woman: Please tell me you didn't just wipe your sweaty face on the dish towel. Man: Ok. I didn't. Woman: But I just saw you do it. Man: But you said to tell you I didn't. I figure this way we're both happy.
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sbenton7684 4 months ago
Done it… been there… didn’t get caught…
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Typical, you give em what they want and they are still unhappy.
coffeeturtle 4 months ago
It’s a trap!
Chris Sherlock 4 months ago
“They ask the questions, they give you the answers, and you’re still wrong.”—Andy Capp (if I’m remembering correctly).
dogday Premium Member 4 months ago
OK, here’s a related rant: People who use napkins, which are ON THEIR LAPS, IN A RESTAURANT, to wipe their noses then put the napkin back on their laps to later wipe their mouths. AND, some poor unsuspecting waitstaff is going to come along pick up the once-napkin-now-snot-rag. YECH!!!! Those people should never be allowed to eat in the company of ANYone!