Boy: Mom, can we switch religions? Woman: To what? Boy: To whichever one has the most holidays you can get gifts on.
That’s the kind of spirit we need more of around here; pure, grasping greed.
When I worked for American Greetings card company we once got a card for Hanukah that showed us Hanukah’s superiority over Christmas and one was 8 days of presents vs only one day. I couldn’t argue with that.
A convert to Giftology!
Christmas should be a religion!!!
Old religions have too much canon and tradition. Try influencing a new one like the Pastafarians.
Stay away from Jehovah’s Witlesses. They don’t celebrate birthdays much less Christmas.
We have too much of that even on non holidays
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 19 hours ago
That’s the kind of spirit we need more of around here; pure, grasping greed.
Macushlalondra about 19 hours ago
When I worked for American Greetings card company we once got a card for Hanukah that showed us Hanukah’s superiority over Christmas and one was 8 days of presents vs only one day. I couldn’t argue with that.
The Reader Premium Member about 18 hours ago
A convert to Giftology!
SheMc about 15 hours ago
Christmas should be a religion!!!
PoodleGroomer about 11 hours ago
Old religions have too much canon and tradition. Try influencing a new one like the Pastafarians.
Teto85 Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Stay away from Jehovah’s Witlesses. They don’t celebrate birthdays much less Christmas.
MrTerry1946 about 2 hours ago
We have too much of that even on non holidays