Rule #1, Agnes: when going off the high diving board, do not – I REPEAT, DO NOT – shriek and flail your arms wildly, like a stoned hummingbird. Just Dive!
I can’t be the only one who immediately glanced at the top of Agnes’s dresser at the mention of a “huge elephant in the room” expecting to see some sort of pachyderm-inspired eldritch horror plush toy
seanfear 4 months ago
with that head, it won’t be hard to topple her down into the pool i guess
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 4 months ago
Charlie Brown has Lucy and the football, Agnes has the high diving board. Neither are ever going to be conquered.
ddl297 4 months ago
Rule #1, Agnes: when going off the high diving board, do not – I REPEAT, DO NOT – shriek and flail your arms wildly, like a stoned hummingbird. Just Dive!
win.45mag 4 months ago
She shouldn’t be calling her Granny names like that. I mean, she DOES have big ears, wrinkly grey skin in excess, a big nose……… but let’s get real.
rshive 4 months ago
The elephant loves company.
mindjob 4 months ago
That elephant will keep the 800 pound gorilla company
well-i-never 4 months ago
How did she explain needing a new bathing suit to her Gramma?
holdenrex 4 months ago
I can’t be the only one who immediately glanced at the top of Agnes’s dresser at the mention of a “huge elephant in the room” expecting to see some sort of pachyderm-inspired eldritch horror plush toy
olds_cool63 4 months ago
…to be continued next summer…and the following summer…and the summer after that…etc, etc, etc.