Rule #1, Agnes: when going off the high diving board, do not – I REPEAT, DO NOT – shriek and flail your arms wildly, like a stoned hummingbird. Just Dive!
I can’t be the only one who immediately glanced at the top of Agnes’s dresser at the mention of a “huge elephant in the room” expecting to see some sort of pachyderm-inspired eldritch horror plush toy
seanfear 28 days ago
with that head, it won’t be hard to topple her down into the pool i guess
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 28 days ago
Charlie Brown has Lucy and the football, Agnes has the high diving board. Neither are ever going to be conquered.
ddl297 28 days ago
Rule #1, Agnes: when going off the high diving board, do not – I REPEAT, DO NOT – shriek and flail your arms wildly, like a stoned hummingbird. Just Dive!
win.45mag 28 days ago
She shouldn’t be calling her Granny names like that. I mean, she DOES have big ears, wrinkly grey skin in excess, a big nose……… but let’s get real.
rshive 28 days ago
The elephant loves company.
mindjob 28 days ago
That elephant will keep the 800 pound gorilla company
well-i-never 28 days ago
How did she explain needing a new bathing suit to her Gramma?
holdenrex 28 days ago
I can’t be the only one who immediately glanced at the top of Agnes’s dresser at the mention of a “huge elephant in the room” expecting to see some sort of pachyderm-inspired eldritch horror plush toy
olds_cool63 28 days ago
…to be continued next summer…and the following summer…and the summer after that…etc, etc, etc.