There is a reason gurus sit on mountain tops. The air is thinner at high altitude, so when you get to them you’ll be exhausted and lightheaded. This way, anything that comes out of their mouth will sound brilliant to your oxygen starved brain.
Guru on a mountain top? An influential teacher or popular expert? A spiritual teacher? each of the ten first leaders of the Sikh religion? Stupid person leaving on a mountain top?
The Duke 4 months ago
Climb every mountain, follow your dreams!
Mediatech 4 months ago
There is a reason gurus sit on mountain tops. The air is thinner at high altitude, so when you get to them you’ll be exhausted and lightheaded. This way, anything that comes out of their mouth will sound brilliant to your oxygen starved brain.
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
But don’t bother, the Guru takes Fridays off during the summer.
Doug K 4 months ago
Does he do house calls?
baskate_2000 4 months ago
Where are the directional signs?
tcayer 4 months ago
“Do you have an appointment?”
blakerl 4 months ago
Guru on a mountain top? An influential teacher or popular expert? A spiritual teacher? each of the ten first leaders of the Sikh religion? Stupid person leaving on a mountain top?
mistercatworks 4 months ago
I would be suspicious of having to make an appointment for enlightenment. :)
olds_cool63 4 months ago
Still no pants!
EXCALABUR 4 months ago
On a snowy mountaintop and still no pants, boots, but no pants.