There is a reason gurus sit on mountain tops. The air is thinner at high altitude, so when you get to them you’ll be exhausted and lightheaded. This way, anything that comes out of their mouth will sound brilliant to your oxygen starved brain.
Guru on a mountain top? An influential teacher or popular expert? A spiritual teacher? each of the ten first leaders of the Sikh religion? Stupid person leaving on a mountain top?
The Duke 27 days ago
Climb every mountain, follow your dreams!
Mediatech 27 days ago
There is a reason gurus sit on mountain tops. The air is thinner at high altitude, so when you get to them you’ll be exhausted and lightheaded. This way, anything that comes out of their mouth will sound brilliant to your oxygen starved brain.
The Reader Premium Member 26 days ago
But don’t bother, the Guru takes Fridays off during the summer.
Doug K 26 days ago
Does he do house calls?
baskate_2000 26 days ago
Where are the directional signs?
tcayer 26 days ago
“Do you have an appointment?”
blakerl 26 days ago
Guru on a mountain top? An influential teacher or popular expert? A spiritual teacher? each of the ten first leaders of the Sikh religion? Stupid person leaving on a mountain top?
mistercatworks 26 days ago
I would be suspicious of having to make an appointment for enlightenment. :)
olds_cool63 26 days ago
Still no pants!
EXCALABUR 26 days ago
On a snowy mountaintop and still no pants, boots, but no pants.