Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 21, 2024

I don’t do samples. Too many glove-less fingers! Not to mention sneezes!

They used to have food day just twice a week. Now it seems like it’s every day.I really wish they would put all of the food people in once place. It gets really crowded in those areas and honestly? I’ve stopped being polite with just ’Excuse me".

His new job offer gave him unlimited churros, he should have held out!

Your reputation precedes you, Ralph.

Not truly free samples?

YES, your fatness precedes you.

Along with his gluttony.

“If it’s free, I’ll take three”.

I had a friend who’s goal in life was to be a “Brand Ambassador”…otherwise known as a “free samples lady”. Not sure if she made it that far in life.

She looks like she is wearing a disguise

She knows dis guy’s motives.

Come on Ralph. How to beat the system is right there. It says SAMPLES. So you’re not limited to just one!

Like the Lay’s commercial, bet can can’t eat just one.

holey lucent lips, Batman!

Yikes! Now I won’t do samples anymore. Thanks for ruining it for me.