Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 21, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    I don’t do samples. Too many glove-less fingers! Not to mention sneezes!

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    Queen of America  4 months ago

    They used to have food day just twice a week. Now it seems like it’s every day.I really wish they would put all of the food people in once place. It gets really crowded in those areas and honestly? I’ve stopped being polite with just ’Excuse me".

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    His new job offer gave him unlimited churros, he should have held out!

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    Macushlalondra  4 months ago

    Your reputation precedes you, Ralph.

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    Rhetorical_Question   4 months ago

    Not truly free samples?

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    YES, your fatness precedes you.

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    Along with his gluttony.

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    My First Premium Member 4 months ago

    “If it’s free, I’ll take three”.

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    DawnQuinn1  4 months ago

    I had a friend who’s goal in life was to be a “Brand Ambassador”…otherwise known as a “free samples lady”. Not sure if she made it that far in life.

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    dv  4 months ago

    She looks like she is wearing a disguise

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    She knows dis guy’s motives.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 4 months ago

    Come on Ralph. How to beat the system is right there. It says SAMPLES. So you’re not limited to just one!

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Like the Lay’s commercial, bet can can’t eat just one.

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    holey lucent lips, Batman!

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    Carolyn Cherry  4 months ago

    Yikes! Now I won’t do samples anymore. Thanks for ruining it for me.

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