Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 21, 2024

Psychotic siamese cats.

Hollywood only makes, like, 10 movies. They just make them over, and over, and over, and over, and over. Endless sequels, prequels, and nor reboots. Has there been a single original thought in the part twenty years?

Movies about IRS audits.

Movies about tRumps speeches!!

Psycat. Check in, relax, take a shower.

Those vacuum movies really suck you in!

Loud airplanes were already used for that purpose in the motion picture North By Northwest in 1959.

Midnight meat train was pretty dang scary.

Ecclesiastes 1:9King James Version9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

In the vacuum of space, no one can hear you bark.

Letting the air out of a bike tire. Bet if Rob did that Bucky would be under the sofa.

There are only three stories in Hollywood.And two of them are not very good.

my cats were absolutely terrified of the vacuum cleaner

…Toilets that flush mysteriously…

…Cucumbers. (If you haven’t seen this, Google “cats and cucumbers.”)

Our granddog has gotten used to the vacuum, but he’s terrified on Sunday nights when the sportsmans club does trap shooting. It’s miles away, we can barely hear it outside, but he hears it inside. He whines, shakes, then pees on the floor.

I got my Boston terrier when she was a year old. She used to bark at the vacuum cleaner. Now, she trusts me so much that I can vacuum right next to her, and she doesn’t move. <3