Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 23, 2024

you know school season has started when even the comics have a back to school sale lmao

Where are the heavy artillery?

The spitball stuff, you have to ask someone for.

What about that 4 corner fortune teller game thingy?

What about spitwads and straws.

Thumb tacks

Where are the spit balls? Pre-moistened please…

Accoutrements, I love it!

Origami study guide?

To kids still play football on their desks with the little paper footballs anymore?

These are high tech paper airplanes.

Half the fun of paper airplanes and footballs is in making them.

To the Accoutrements Aisle… NOW!! And then, just take my money!!

I’m looking for the pile with the sign ‘Term Paper’.

A true class clown makes their own accoutrements!

That’s taking all the remaining fun out of school right there.

Whenever I see the word ‘accouterments’, I always think of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. I only wish I could remember why. . .