Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 14, 2024

No Scotchguard?

Who is that supposed to be, and what did he do to be drawn with such a big head?

Now do one with Walz running from a war he never was in, but said he was.

We know it isn’t true but still…..

Ask the loveseat

…..memoir by JD Vance about the Appalachian values of his family from Kentucky and the socioeconomic problems of his hometown of Middletown, Ohio, where his mother’s parents moved when they were young.

Oh my, it’s Bragger Vance! Champion of cat ladies, everywhere!

sick fake humor from Dan, shocking

Just another in a long line of conservatives who oppose the U.S.

Good one Dan, Larry would be proud.

He wanted more cushion for the pushin’.

Now that JD Vance is the Republican VP nominee, he feels he’s very important. “ And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the cushions. You can do anything”

He got tagged by a high price sofa! He must be moving up in the world!

I really think I ought to be opposed to all this making fun of Vance for something we all agree absolutely never happened. The reason I find it hard to be upset about it is that such a huge proportion of Republican political campaigning has for decades consisted of outright lies. And even the “good” Republicans who never joined in lies never tried to tamp them down, either. Almost as if they realized that nationwide campaigning on the actual effects of the actual policies of the two parties was not going to put many Republicans in office.

Big lie, JD Vance never did that with a couch.

It was James Donald Bowman.

This is ridiculous.

Frumps running mate.

Oh, Dan! That’s terrible. Everybody knows the couch was asking for it.

He Served. Never said in a war. You people need to listen. Now Frump the draft dodger is another story.