Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 31, 2024

I would’nt say you were old, but if you were a carton of milk I’d sniff you first is not a well recieved birthday wish. Um…..so I’ve been told!

We have stuff in the cabinet well past “best by” dates. In fact I’m wearing a tee shirt that says “Best by Dec 1969”.

My “Milk of Human Kindness” has turned to the “Sour Cream of Contempt.”

I don’t have a “sell by date”. But my warantee expired years ago…somewhere around my 40th birthday, I think.That’s when my hair, teeth, and eyeballs started to go.

Nonsense. Pluggers is peoples. Not some steenky products for sale.

I’m past my “Best Used By” date

Hummmm …. Don’t recall seeing that in the manual ;-)

Never been able to ever find my ‘sell by date’ ! ! ! !

I’m 20 years past my father’s, brother’s and both grandfather’s expiration dates.

some people are getting to the point where outliving a use by date is seen as a challenge

I have no expiration date. I go when I go. In the meantime…. Cheers! Rah! Yippee and hurray! for another day : )

Who cares? At this point, who would buy me? Even my chemical value is low.

I have been actively avoiding drinking and smoking and could easily pass the Dawson casting. I just hope science will be advanced enough that I can easily get to over a hundred years old.

For Heaven’s sake, don’t drink it.

I am almost “there”.

“Our days may come to seventy years, or eighty, if our strength endures; yet the best of them are but trouble and sorrow, for they quickly pass, and we fly away.” — Psalm 90:10

That’s kind of a sad, dehumanizing comment on aging.

And like my 23 year old pickup, I just keep going … ;)

Those ‘sell by’ dates are never accurate.

At least that’s not your Expiration Date?

I have lived longer than 3 of my grandparents did, than all of my parent’s piblings did, than my dad did, than one cousin of mine who is considerably younger than me did.

On the other hand mom is 95.