Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for August 22, 2024

Yakov Smirnoff.

Of the 4 dates we’ve seen this week, he’s better than other 3. That’s a very low bar, though.

Funny. But would you guys please put wicks on your lit candles?

See ya!

Your a piece of lint, a bottle cap just to be thrown away.

I was thinking she saw the south end of a horse traveling north.

Past my bedtime.. how do I leave graciously.

Time to punch the clock

She should just relax and embrace being single.

The nerve of him! Comparing her to a Hollywood actress!

If I were her, I would just give up. Oh, wait a minute…I DID! LOL

Flattery got him nowhere

TikTok?

He’s all wound up.

One of the two Oscars I’ve ever given a hang about was Renee Zellweger’s for Cold Mountain. Only the eyes were the same as Roxie Hart’s in Chicago. (The other one was Best Animated Feature for Coco, Pixar’s best ever.)

Like sand through an hourglass, so are the dates of our lives.

What has she got against Rene ?