Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 22, 2024

Well, that’s gone!

NOOOOOOOOoooo!

Much too late, Chalkie.

Time to order another delivery. But this time be there to accept it.

Look at it this way, Chalkie—Capp will be so stinking drunk that you can roast HIM on a spit over an open fire, with an apple in his mouth! Betcha he’d taste delicious, too!

No use in hurrying at this point.

In Oz these days one would suspect a scam.

Mr. Capp will soon have a meeting with that nefarious canal.

The bottles are empty by now Chalkie.

I don’t suppose Chalkie will be buying Andy free drinks soon as Andy seems to have got a lot of free drinks from Chalkie today.

Number 3 sure has been quiet lately…..but this will wake her up, I bet…….I gave blood yesterday in Fort Kent, Maine and she was my inspiration to start donating again!

Thank heavens for Mr Capp! It could have been porch pirated.

I wonder if there’s any left.

Too late Chalkie — save your breath and your strength.

The booze that was.

Too late!

Being from Kansas City, I’m morally obligated to point out that Chalkie will be grilling, not barbecuing.

That booze is well done.

I’m sure he only taste tested to ensure it’s the good stuff.

The only thing that’s going to be well-marinated at the barbeque will be Andy!

Chalkie knows Andy too well.

It’s like that episode of the Simpsons where Barney intercepts Moe’s beer delivery.

Forget it, Chalkie, that booze is long gone by now.

Chalkie hope Andy will leave some booze for your barbecue.

No use running, Chalkie. There won’t be a drop left when you get there!