Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 20, 2024

You must choose your battles.

So why don’t you divorce him, Flo?

And for the same reason one cannot say Andy has lost his mind.

She looks like a right b’itch to me, wonder what her husband’s like?

Well at least she’ll know where he’s at.

The emphasis should be with the word “on”, not “never”. That would make Flo’s point better.

Every single night, the same arrangement, he goes out and fights the fight …

Off the rails, off the hook, off the chain, off the charts, off the wagon…

So why’d you marry him, ya dumb broad.

Nice hat, Mavis.

He will have lots of decent honest citizens keeping him company.

That’s Flo, always railing about something. But then, she has a LOT to rail about.

She’s a saint for having stuck with him this long.

Flo speaks truth.

I think it would be cool if they could have a flashback sequence showing Andy and Flo as newlyweds. Maybe showing Andy leaving the reception to participate in his snooker final.

Good news Flo, you should have the night to yourself.

I have a theory as to why he chooses to get locked up so often, the jail has better food.

That is dumb!

Couldn’t pass the breath test to get on the rails anywhere.

Andy never even made it to the station.

Flo would be lost without Andy

Flo would be lost without Andy.