Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 20, 2024

All the “discomforts” of home.

I canceled the order for a boat because this was cheaper and on sale.

You’re not surviving on the coconuts on that tree

The boat is on backorder.

Palmary!

Meet my new best frond!

Just when you think you have seen every possible “deserted island/palm tree” joke……..

Don’t believe him, he’s just shading you.

Tomorrow handy-dandy air pump arrives.

Fine, you put up the tree, I’ll take the box back.

I feel sorry for the other guy. Stranded with a dope who didn’t realize it would be better to order an inflatable life raft.

How about ordering rescue.

But that would spoil the joke. Possible it just floated in and he’s being sarcastic.

And it got there in less than 24 hours!