Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 21, 2024

If they remain too long, they will become nervous “wracks”.

At least no thumbscrews.

You’re gonna have to doo-doo pretty soon. Try to do some sort of timing thing with that.

This certainly would make the seventh inning stretch in baseball interesting.

the first I’ve heard of it… :l

They’re going to be out of the game for a long stretch of time.

They’re both up for the “Con” Smythe trophy.

What the puck did they do to deserve this?

Strange, apparently this is the icing on the cake for someone.

That’s for penalties beyond 10 minutes.

That’s for the major penalties.

Wait till they see the penalty for High Sticking!