Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 20, 2024

You’d better shut up now, Elliot.

Elliot, I hear they are looking for new workers in Alabama.

Do you feel old?

Just very, very tired.

Once you hit 70.. it’s a given you’re old…

We’re gonna put everyone over ten out of business.

I’m pushing 70. 70 is definitely the new 50.

Ah, the days you believed 30 was the new 68.

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

Attaboy Dad……..

Peter’s a Gary Larson fan…

You’ll be lucky if you make it that far, it’s hard living out on the streets.

A lot of comic strip artist portray “old” people as they remember their grandparents in the 60’s when 70 was really old, such as Pickles.

When I was a kid 65 was ancient. Now, it’s barely late middle-age.

Just wait, kid, your day will come. Then you’ll be thinking “Getting old sure beats the alternative!”