Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 22, 2024

SCHWING!

Wow even in Gil Thorp people take bathroom breaks during the women’s matches smh

Which way to the food court?

tractorguy99 If you go to the food court take me with you. This chick is gonna be Rodneys main squeeze. She’ll wake his butt up to keep trying. tractorguy99 I’ve enough money for some Train Wreck Beer and a bag of popcorn. Really screw the popcorn,lets have a Train Wreck Beer or 14.

Hey everybody if your at a wrestling match like me and tractorguy99 and your thristy. Grab yourself an ice cold Train Wreck Beer. Train Wreck Beer goes well with train wrecks. Much like this comic strip. So grab yourself a cold one or 14 today.

:)

HEY EVERYBODY! ROD’S GONNA GET LAID!

P4 “Of course, so do the police, fire and rescue, EMT’s, the Emergency Room nurses, doctors, cardiologists, ICU staff, and all the hospital ancillary staff. Then there is the media, but no comment about that.

Isn’t asking too much from Whigs to have little cupids flying around and shooting Hot Rod with arrows?

So Rodney, when are you going to start playing in the NBA?

Rod: Um, I didn’t make the cut.

Rod thought bubble: Wow, I’ve never seen a handicapped person run away so fast before

Now that “FOOD COURT” sign is a quality job. Way better than whatever is on the outside of the convention center.

P2: Nice magic trick to break the ice- pulling a gold coin from her ear.

And when you learn how to dunk in juvie, and decide to turn pro as a junior, the whole town knows who you are. Oh wait…..

When you have jailhouse ’tats, everyone knows who you are.

P 4 (Rod): “…unfortunately, I heard that comment a lot in juvie too…”

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. And then there’s this kid.

Rod thought bubble: “…yeesh…. Too bad she’s not cute…”

Jeez, who names their kid Guilty?

stop the press she only has one leg ?

whatcha mean you dont sell no funnel cakes at this food court !!!!

i never go for snacks when the midgets be rasslin

“Food Court” at a Convention Center? The word ‘concessions’ too hard for Henry to spell?

Really Henry? So after Rod asks “You’re Gigi?”, they order food, pay for it, then meet up again as they’re leaving and then she says “Guilty”.

P4 “Just don’t ever mention again what the judge said before sending me to juvie.”

That must be a really long line if you can’t even see the food court from where they are. I assume, since there’s a need for a directional sign. And speaking of a sign, if you’ve been waiting for a sign that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is ready, here it is.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/08/22/shes-desperate/

“Rod” is oui oui and we we (but not wee wee) to she she Gigi.