At least we now know what school Coach Nonads works for. Oh, and another day of splendid dialogue by the writer. Keep it up! Those readership nunbers are sure to go stratospheric.
Greetings from Milford, OH where the Eagles clashed with the Edgewood Cougars last night and crunched them 33-3 in the football season opening game. I was going to make a joke or two about MILF’s being superior to cougars, but let’s keep it clean since this comment relates to real people.
P-1: The Goshen Cheerleaders practice extra hard this year.
P-2: This is a hard cell to decipher. Is it “fweet again” as a comment? or fweet, again as a command? or is it “fweet" again” as a substitute for naughty word?
P-3: As the Crunch turns to Clash, why is there a QB in the coach’s sunglasses, for a blocking sled exercise?
Vito from Goshen noticed in Coach No Eyes’ resume he was formerly the ‘walking boss’ in Cool Hand Luke. P1: “Blockin’ over here, Boss. Don’t put me in the box!” Coach No Eyes sees everything.
Today’s Goshen practice is being brought to you by Nestle’s Crunch and The Clash. And speaking of brought to you by, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is brought to you by Train Wreck Beer. Have one or fourteen today. (Sorry crettawva for stealing your bit.)
LawrenceS 2 months ago
Different rival coach this story arc, apparently… When there is story.
That kid with Marfan 2 months ago
P1 and P3: “I am Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.”
Charks 2 months ago
Let’s meet our next guest …
Ichabod Ferguson 2 months ago
Theodore! Stop Mincing!
Mr Reality 2 months ago
In all reality, while other teams are hard at work in the waning days of summer, Milfordians wonder when is our team going to start it’s practice.
Ignatz Premium Member 2 months ago
This is very exciting.
Little Blue Bicycle 2 months ago
P3: I never guessed that the next celebrity guests might be The Clash.
Jacob Mattingly 2 months ago
YESSSSS. Now he’s truly ascended to goofy arch enemy status. The kreese to gils miyagi who also looks like duke nukem for some reason
Irish53 2 months ago
Is Gil pulling a Belichek and spying on the competition? Nah…..that might involve some effort
rpaul33 2 months ago
At least we now know what school Coach Nonads works for. Oh, and another day of splendid dialogue by the writer. Keep it up! Those readership nunbers are sure to go stratospheric.
mstgator 2 months ago
If the fweet don’t like it
Crunch the Goshen
Crunch the Goshen
tractorguy99 2 months ago
Sorry Perm. This ain’t the 1980 Winter Olympics and you’re not Herb Brooks.
noah3489 2 months ago
crunch,clash?….hardass coach with small peepee
James St. John Smythe 2 months ago
Eleven months to go and the race for the Most Improved Coach in the conference is heating up. Will we check in on Tilden next?
mgbbobby 2 months ago
This strip has gone in the TOILET
Gil-doh! 2 months ago
Greetings from Milford, OH where the Eagles clashed with the Edgewood Cougars last night and crunched them 33-3 in the football season opening game. I was going to make a joke or two about MILF’s being superior to cougars, but let’s keep it clean since this comment relates to real people.
bearwku82 2 months ago
Coach Perm makes Lane Kiffin look tough.
jimvielbig 2 months ago
“Fweet” and “Clash”? HUH???
lemonbaskt 2 months ago
meanwhile torch and oscar capps work on the statue of liberty play
lemonbaskt 2 months ago
keri feeling guilty for not bringing jami to wrestling buys him a pat patterson action figure on ebay
lemonbaskt 2 months ago
coach toe trying to convince dr pearl to have a girl field hockey team this year shes watched two youtube vidieos so she knows what shes doing
Lord Flatulence Premium Member 2 months ago
Clash of the Whitans.
Twainrdr 2 months ago
P-1: The Goshen Cheerleaders practice extra hard this year.
P-2: This is a hard cell to decipher. Is it “fweet again” as a comment? or fweet, again as a command? or is it “fweet" again” as a substitute for naughty word?
P-3: As the Crunch turns to Clash, why is there a QB in the coach’s sunglasses, for a blocking sled exercise?
Bluedarter 2 months ago
Vito from Goshen noticed in Coach No Eyes’ resume he was formerly the ‘walking boss’ in Cool Hand Luke. P1: “Blockin’ over here, Boss. Don’t put me in the box!” Coach No Eyes sees everything.
Need coffee 2 months ago
P3: Must be hard for the Goshen QB to throw a football with a hook hand.
Mopman 2 months ago
Today’s Goshen practice is being brought to you by Nestle’s Crunch and The Clash. And speaking of brought to you by, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is brought to you by Train Wreck Beer. Have one or fourteen today. (Sorry crettawva for stealing your bit.)
moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/08/24/goshen-students-arent-smart-either/
Mopman 2 months ago
The kid reflected in the glasses. What in the world is he doing? Wrong answers only.
Actually, I don’t think any answer could be wrong.
metals24 2 months ago
Does Martin play football too! Uh- oh!
tomcervo 2 months ago
“Crunch! Fweet! Clash!”Holy two-a-days, Batman!
Goshen 2 months ago
Go Redhawks!