Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 27, 2024

Feed him to the badgers (or alligators, if you’re in the South).

Open the door?

Those danged University of Wisconsin alums ….

I know someone whose dogs routinely open doors using the levers. They don’t close them, however, which is very obnoxious.

there could be worse things than badgers, IRS agents come to mind

The reason he barks so loud is that he was bred to signal the location of badgers well underground. A feeble little yip isn’t going to penetrate all that soil.

“Weasels Ripped My Flesh”— Zappa

Honey, badgers aren’t there.

Yappy little dogs are the worst.

Ginger was a great pet. Wally is mentally challenged.

You’re confusing badgers with raccoons, Wally.

He would listen if you said the badgers are after his donuts, Wally.