Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 11, 2024

Watching the news is healthy?…..

No. But watching the news will tighten your jaws and loosen your bowels. No laxatives needed.

“Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason” – Mark Twain

No news is good news.

Poop, no. Barf, yes. Though sometimes it does scare the sh|t out of me.

Does she mean that right now, more people give a sh… no, I guess I can’t make that comment here.

After last night it’s just the FOX ‘news’ audience affected.

Some give me the dry heaves.

Ain’t that some Sh….tuff.

Not necessarily. Anxiety, which I assume is what watching the news may cause, is known to result in one or the other of the two bodily functions associated with one’s bowels.

What a load of…well, you know.

Meanwhile not on the TV, the Sun still shines, birds sing and children play.

The modern diarrhetic.