My dad used to tell a story about an acquaintance of one of his friends — so, I guess that makes this 4th hand. Anyway, this acquaintance had his skills, but he had absolutely no social graces. He rarely bathed, and he wore dirty jeans and a dirty t-shirt on a daily basis.
One day, he went to a somewhat nice restaurant, but when he tried to enter, he was told that his clothes did not meet the dress code. He responded by walking into the middle of the restaurant, making a loud noise so that everyone looked at him … and deliberately wetting his pants.
seanfear 3 days ago
uh … thanks for the heads up…
cuzinron47 2 days ago
Whose embarrassment are you asking him to avoid.
AtariDragon 2 days ago
My dad used to tell a story about an acquaintance of one of his friends — so, I guess that makes this 4th hand. Anyway, this acquaintance had his skills, but he had absolutely no social graces. He rarely bathed, and he wore dirty jeans and a dirty t-shirt on a daily basis.
One day, he went to a somewhat nice restaurant, but when he tried to enter, he was told that his clothes did not meet the dress code. He responded by walking into the middle of the restaurant, making a loud noise so that everyone looked at him … and deliberately wetting his pants.
Lance could do that for the “beautiful crowd”.