Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2024

KILL IT

I bet his name is Earl. (England joke, (I think.))

Why a LORDBUG?

Capability Brown designed the lordbug’s manor garden.

Quite right. You’re bloody well right!

2 drunks are at the bar when an insect walks in front of them. the first one says bug, the second says yep. the first one says ladybug, the second says darn good eyesight

His lands, unfortunately, are rather barren, and his peasants frequently put up their dukes…..

Love it! I have referred to male Ladybugs as Gentlemanbugs. I don’t know why Lordbugs never occurred to me.

Oh lordy