UFO by Graham Harrop for August 15, 2024

Henrietta’s Hen House of Beauty. Thevdo a fabulous job on wattles. And they will fluff your Downy bits free!

And breast implants, too!

a couple old hens gossiping about their friend, they seem so human

Laugh out loud funny, and so realistic!!!

I would love to see one of them get taken to Planet UFO, then rejected right back to the hen house!

They are a couple of clucks.

HILAIRIOUS, GH!!!!

She didn’t want to be a pie.

How’s this for a band name? — “Clara’s Wattles”

Jeff Goldblum’s band is named “The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra”.

This is nasty and sexist. I don’t like it. I, fortunately, do not know any females that act like this. What sad, miserable creatures they must be.

I don’t know why males are never portrayed like this. I worked in a male-dominated field, and I was often the only female in my department (I worked mostly as a contractor). I listened to males talking about women like this (and worse, much worse) all day long, job after job.

They never shared gossip with me.. usually because it was about me, which is why I wasn’t invited to their ‘religious’ functions. They also knew that the gossip would end with me.

Puts me in mind of the Benita Buttrell skits on In Living Color: “I ain’t one to gossip, so you ain’t heard that from me!”

♪♫ Oh, we’re not ones to go ‘round spreadin’ rumors

Really, we’re just not the gossipy kind

You’ll never hear one of us repeating gossip

So, you’d better be sure and listen close the first time.♫♪

Old Hee-Haw song

This is funny! I love the different personalities which reflect our culture. Pure genius!!