Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 26, 2024

shouldn’t be reading this without having a breakfast facepalm

Submit it to your mother’s publisher, Clayton. It’s guaranteed to become a best-seller, and then Pixar or Dreamworks will make a major animated movie from it.

Adam’s coffee is so strong that Clayton is having hallucinations

No wonder the FDA turned him down

Do any of them become a fetid, rotting, fungus covered mass in the back of the fridge?

The bowl was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Veggie Tales… It’s been done

“No! I won’t learn from being turned into an Avocado! Despicable Me 4-Ever! You won’t turn me Inside Out! … (2)”

He’s been reading his ol’ man’s junk.

How about a LOT weird?

If Clayton drank Adam’s coffee it would stunt his growth.

:-D

Clayton needs to make sure the cap is screwed on tight on the glue.

Which is edible, if nuked sufficiently! (Wait for the green/blue to turn brown)*

*credit: Bachelor’s Cookbook

Gregor Samsa the avocado.

Does the bowl of spaghetti fly? Or have flies?

Kinda reminds you of one your coffee trips doesn’t Adam.

Dad! Stop trying to eat my novel!

I can see the TV version now: “The Super Food Groups Agri-Industry Nutrition Hour”.

So i wonder what Adam’s next job is going to be.

That would be the avocado in my home. Spaghetti does not linger long enough to become fetid, rotting, etc…