The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for August 28, 2024

As if you could afford first class.

still beats the cargo hold

in my dreams, Ⅰ don’t so much fly – more like float

As a child, I was a big admirer of Superman (George Reeve version). Dreaming about flying like him, it was always very slow and never very high off the ground. That was so very frustrating!

Just be grateful that you’re not outside on the wing!

The flying nightmares of the TSA. doing cavity search’s

Not like you could afford anything better, Leroy.

First class is outside of your budget, Leroy.

Sounds more like he just doesn’t have a very good imagination

I haven’t had flying dreams for decades. I think it’s different for everyone. I soared above telephone lines and everything. My subconscious was telling me to rise above my problems.

Leroy, it isn’t coach anymore, it’s “Basic Economy”, which means you can’t take much more than your toothbrush on board and will have to pay $30 or more to check a bag. Been there, done that.

Poor Leroy. Even his dreams conspire against him.

Must be an awful dream, he really looks like heII.

Love flying dreams. Of course, I’m never in a plane. That wouldn’t be so good.

At least you’re keeping it real in your dreams.

An inferiority complex is when you only believe you’re inferior.

Stay in your flying dream then you won’t have to look at Loretta and have a nightmare

Were there bags of peanuts in your dream?