F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 29, 2024

oh dude … they wish if that’s true

I’m mellllting.. I’m mellting… (wicked witch of the west)

If that’s the top theory, the others must be really wacky.

Fact checked: It’s True!

Oh, if that really worked!

My son believed adults put the pedals so far away in cars so kids couldn’t drive.

“They figured us out! Quick, call the FBI! We have to contain this.”

Trust me, you will get big far too soon.

My granddaughter asked me what a bar of soap is, she has never seen one. Thats when I noticed we don’t have any also.

Your juice box includes liquid Adderall.

That… is surprisingly good conspiracy theory level thought. I can’t award that one an F-.

I blame “social” media. No politics here.

is there such a thing as a bottom theory?

Alex Jones believes it!

and that’s why children don’t like taking baths!!!