Better be careful, sir. If you get the formula wrong, you will accidentally shrink yourself down to the size of those mice. You will then be stuck in one of the classic science-fiction cliches – trapped forever in a world of giant aunts! (I think it was Randall Garrett who came up with this Feghoot but I’m not certain I remember that correctly)
I had a girlfriend who was a cancer researcher. She took me to the lab one day. After giving a test injection to a rabbit, I heard her tell it that, if it survived the trials, she would let it loose in the mountains.
I pointed out it would last about ten minutes in the wild but she said it was all she could do for them.
The dude from FL Premium Member 19 days ago
At least they know now!
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 18 days ago
Tandemaus Pokémon
xaingo 18 days ago
Looks like we’re getting that Curb Your Enthusiasm/Pinky & the Brain crossover we’ve been waiting for.
A Common 'tator 18 days ago
We know who really paid for the research… before the Vogons destroyed it…
markkahler52 18 days ago
Yes, the mice DO understand you!!
klbdds 18 days ago
truth be told
Cow man 18 days ago
I’m researching how much grant money I can get without actually doing any meaningful research.
oish 18 days ago
Nothing can top the Aunt farm!
DavidPlatt 18 days ago
Better be careful, sir. If you get the formula wrong, you will accidentally shrink yourself down to the size of those mice. You will then be stuck in one of the classic science-fiction cliches – trapped forever in a world of giant aunts! (I think it was Randall Garrett who came up with this Feghoot but I’m not certain I remember that correctly)
ferddo 18 days ago
Rare when anybody does any actual research in order to win an online argument… even rarer for the opponent to honor that research…
mistercatworks 18 days ago
I had a girlfriend who was a cancer researcher. She took me to the lab one day. After giving a test injection to a rabbit, I heard her tell it that, if it survived the trials, she would let it loose in the mountains.
I pointed out it would last about ten minutes in the wild but she said it was all she could do for them.
robtgordon 18 days ago
Lots of people doing their own research at Google University these days.
norphos 18 days ago
Mister Carrillo draws such adorable women and cats, his mice are cute too.
dpatrickryan Premium Member 18 days ago
At least he’s actually doing research, not just cherry-picking nonsense in his echo chamber.