The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 27, 2024

She can do better. He can’t.

She could begin as an amateur, and do some surgery on Tobe’s brain!!

I had a friend that was a very attractive blonde woman. She lived for the blonde jokes, and we traded new ones almost daily. She was asked one time if the jokes bothered her. Her reply was “Not at all, because I know they don’t apply to me!” She was a heart surgeon, so I guess she knew a thing or two.

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “D’oh!!”

Toby, you’re missing something here, she wants to play Doctor.

I think we know someone that’s a candidate for a lobotomy.

An appendectomy is by scope now – 2 or 3 1" cuts that look like paper cuts and they don’t even put a band aide on.

That’s our granddaughter – can see the bone sticking out of a compound fracture as an “interesting problem”, without getting what I call “electric knees”. (It’s like being tazed in the legs and the shock runs up to your scalp. I can’t even watch a baby crawl on asphalt without it happening.)

That’s an angle I never thought of; blaming the surgeon for the event requiring surgery.