Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 30, 2024

Which you want why?

I prefer adding tequila.

A little wacky weed helps too.

Reminds me of the Stephen Wright line: “I once put instant coffee into the microwave and almost went back in time.”

The Rum & Coke effect.

If you do that, the tea will explode. Kinda like matter and antimatter.

Chai Tea or Tai Chi – I get those two mixed up all the time.

I tried this and now I’m commenting from the bathroom.

She turns tea into TNTea.

It’s a balancing act!

Or, as Rank Sinatra said to Burgess Meredith in The Tender Trap (handing him a little box), “There’s Valium if you want to sleep, or Benzedrine if you want to stay up. Or, if you can’t decide, take some of each.”

No pekoeing.

Could this really work? Asking for a friend …