Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for August 28, 2024

They’re out playing "whiff"le ball.

Notice there ain’t any birds in that tree. Yeah that is what too many cats is does to nature.

Only bogus skunks named Penelope.

Find a domesticated surfeit; they are out there.

Was that why Pepe Le Peu always hit on girl cats?

Home run

That skunk is JD Vance’s hillbilly cousin. . . .

Sometimes you do. They’re all Republicans, though.

Sure you do. They’re named ‘Karen.’

And for good reason.

A cat lady is too conventional for Heathcliff. The town needs a skunk lady. He needs to get busy and raise a stink about it! (I have a friend who had skunks for pets.)

The skunk should introduce himself to the furry fandom. PLENTY of skunk ladies there.

He meant ladies that are skunks, right?

That is why Pepe LePew romanced a cat.

Might be because skunks stink

And you never will.