Shabbat shalom, fellow Jewish cappers. Pray that the daily shofar blast of the month of Elul will help bring about peace—and the final end of terrorism! And if anyone has contact with Eldo and/or rjm, tell them “L’shsnah tovah” for me, OK?
I once got into an argument with a bar owner about my beer being off.
“Impossible,” says he, “It’s a fresh keg!”
“Taste it,” I argued, “It’s flatter than your kid sister!”
After a bit more two-and-froing he tasted the beer for himself, then without saying a word, poured me a beer from of an alternative brand, put an “out of order” sign on the tap of the bad beer, and walked away.
He didn’t me for my beer and I heard him on the phone giving an earful to the distributor but he never admitted out loud to me that the beer was bad!
Yakety Sax 19 days ago
Gotta find a use for it!
seanfear 19 days ago
actually, I’m interested in what happened next …
snsurone76 19 days ago
And now, that pub has the biggest clientele in the whole town!
blunebottle 19 days ago
On top of that, it was probably warm.
snsurone76 19 days ago
Shabbat shalom, fellow Jewish cappers. Pray that the daily shofar blast of the month of Elul will help bring about peace—and the final end of terrorism! And if anyone has contact with Eldo and/or rjm, tell them “L’shsnah tovah” for me, OK?
Jayalexander 19 days ago
Even a flat beer should be filtered through the kidneys before pouring it on someone’s. head..
The Duke 19 days ago
Flat beer is good for killing slugs in the garden. Just get them drunk and step on them.
The dude from FL Premium Member 19 days ago
I remember telling them the beer was skunky, they replaced it
Huckleberry Hiroshima 19 days ago
Andy poured out a beer? I’m shocked.
Count Olaf Premium Member 19 days ago
That would be the first time Andy poured out a beer.
baskate_2000 19 days ago
Andy, you’ll never learn, will you?
CorkLock 19 days ago
I’m sure he had not paid for it.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 19 days ago
That place was so quiet, the barkeep had to tell the crickets to pipe down.
rshive 19 days ago
Little details sometimes missed, Andy.
SofaKing 19 days ago
“I’ve never poured out a beer, not even to put out a grass fire.” Hank Hill
MuddyUSA Premium Member 19 days ago
Andy can be very demonstrative at times…….
cuzinron47 19 days ago
The only reason he’s giving the bar a pass is because he’s banned.
Linguist 19 days ago
I once got into an argument with a bar owner about my beer being off.
“Impossible,” says he, “It’s a fresh keg!”
“Taste it,” I argued, “It’s flatter than your kid sister!”
After a bit more two-and-froing he tasted the beer for himself, then without saying a word, poured me a beer from of an alternative brand, put an “out of order” sign on the tap of the bad beer, and walked away.
He didn’t me for my beer and I heard him on the phone giving an earful to the distributor but he never admitted out loud to me that the beer was bad!
PaulLeckner 19 days ago
Flat beer is still beer. Bad pizza is still pizza.
tad1 18 days ago
paullp Premium Member 18 days ago
“Details, details, details . . . "