Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 30, 2024

They need a guide to fish off of a pier?

The only reason he’s wearing the hat is because he can’t take it off.

What a alluring hat.

The guy who never, not even once, hit the water with a lure! They all are stuck in his hat.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake, is that you? We thought you died in that air crash?!?

The people who sell those lures are fishermen. They fish for the fishermen who buy their lures. They themselves may never get near the water.

They are, in deed, luring them in.

I have a large Plano tackle box with close to 100 lures, but my friends like to give me the business as I have 3 favorites that I always come back to.

Probably just collects them…….nice hat…..hope the wind ain’t blowing!!!!

No fish is too big for that guy.

Henry Blake returns!

All hat and no….

I remember how proud I was when my dad gave me my very own tackle box.

The perfume the guide’s wife uses? “A-llure”

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for the rest of his life.

That hat must weigh a ton.

One of the old Benny Hill bits was a guy with a hat studded with lures. It falls into the water, and when he pulls it out, fish are hanging from the lures.

“If you’ve ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck.”