Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2024

Commune with, not complain to!

Sometimes nature bites you in the …

Bet, Rodney would love to wear right now the skimpy armour underwear which he had to wear the other day.

Nature answered but Rodney’s butt cannot bear the answer that nature gave.

“I am at two with Nature”. (Woody Allen)

Mother Nature is a B.

Ejected from the commune.

You is asking for it. It was walking in woods time for bear and you obstruct bear path.

I commune with nature by going for a walk on a path. Much easier.

Rodney Answered Nature’s Call?

Look Wiz, here comes Rodney with a bear behind.

Looks like your’re being evicted, Rodney. Bruins can’t stand for food in a can. You’re unbearable.

….NOT that answer!!!!!!

Oops!

and it’s telling you to leave.

Rodney looks really weird like this.

“Do Rodneys sh1t in the woods?”

Did he ring the dinner bell?

I thinking we found gud girlfren for big steenky bear.

You don’t commune with nature by sitting down and shutting your eyes to it. (Especially not in a patch of poison ivy.)

Well…at least Rodney has chain mail armor on. The worst injury he could get (on the armor) is a crushing injury. Now, on the other hand, his nose…

Not exactly a Wiley bear…..

My sister lives in northern Colorado 20 miles from the Wyoming state line, my BIL said bears but no snakes. Me: Bear spray or lead? Both.

Next time Rodney, be a little more specific with that request.

Ah the bear necessities

He’s telling you get out of his bathroom.

Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you!

Nature sure did call.

Loss of habitat by building roads and housing developments have done more damage to endangered species than poaching.

Sometimes the apex predators in the wilderness seek you for their next meal.