Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 26, 2024

Get a mop!

I got hypnotized once (1 on 1) to quit smoking. I know you have to want to quit, but I never missed smoking again. 25 years ago

That office looks awfully modern. Maybe Wiz time traveled to the future.

“Get out…of here, Wiz!”

Some people seem to take everything so literally.

That smile reminds me of the 3 headed burglar from the Inspector cartoon: “the great degaulle stone”

Well he not need wand to implement cartoon physics anyways.

Clean up in consulting office six.

The Wiz is taking a dip in his pool of sweat.

Picked the wrong doctor!!!!!!

The wand takes things literally.

Phycologists talk in the literal sense…

is that actually something therapists say?

Now, he’s very relaxed.

Wiz didn’t notice the “Wand Free Zone” sign before coming in. Guns? Ok; Wands? NOPE!

“I’m mellllting!”

Blame the doctor for saying that metaphor.

Wiz, the psychologist didn’t mean that literally!

I rather ice cream melt into my mouth

Cull the custodian.