Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 26, 2024

That counts.

Members of the national guard can retire after 20 years he served 24 Captain bone spurs had his daddy have his tenant write him a faked diagnosis to avoid the Vietnam draft.

Oh, I thought it was Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.

And there’s the Jarhead journalist who wanted a Purple Heart for a paper cut.

So this last week Kamela has finally come up with a few ideas that weren’t completely ripped off from the Trump campaign. First she proposed a 25% ‘unrealized capital gains tax’. Second, she proposed a $25,000 payout to first time home buyers.

Now, given that the average price of a home has risen 47% since 2020, someone who had a $200,000 home now has a home worth (on average) $294k. With Kamela’s new tax proposal (and depending on how they plan to implement it) that homeowner will be on the hook for a new tax of $23,500.

Add this to how her first plan that will also drive up home prices even more, and the result will be a massive increase in homelessness.

This isn’t incompetence. This is evil.

Get a life boys and go back to the political section.

Just judging from the comic drawing, I’d guesstimate that Walz has at least 14 years more experience than either of those two.

I see…so he claimed he was in the National Guard for 24 years and he served in the National Guard for 24 years. And somehow those who support the orange bone spurs wanna-be-dictator feel that Walz’ service is a liability. Meanwhile, they wave the flag and claim to support the troops. Got it.

Tim Walz is weird.

I am certain that neither of the Teitlebaums served. As such they should leave criticism of those who did serve to someone else.

Had they served and offered criticism, they should be willing and able to prove their service was so exemplary as to represent conclusively that their service was better than any others.

Everyone else should STFU about the commitments those few men and women make to their country.

Twenty four more years than bone spurs. Twenty more years than the Marine that boasted about not having to be in combat.

You all got trapped in her mindless word salad — the woman is totally incoherent. She makes less sense than a Poodle in heat.

So 24 years’ service isn’t enough, but meanwhile y’all worship Captain Bone Spurs?

The late queen of England had more military service than Cadet Bonespurs and his entire family and in-laws combined.

Walz is guilty of stolen valor, and he put tampons in boys’ bathrooms.

It is a given, Labor Day is next week so gas has gone up in price and will continue that trend, sadly I’ll be traveling that week.

Wait! There are people who REALLY believe Dumbold Chump and the Repugnicants actually CARE about the working class??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Sure, denigrate Reserve service. They help save your lives in the next war or massive civil disturbance but go ahead and be a wise guy. It’s a lot easier than serving your country.

Cool, another poorly informed cartoonist who thinks they ate cute. For me another cartoon that i will no longer read