Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for August 26, 2024

The purrfect channel for the feline audience!

Well, good grief. I googled mew tube, thinking what a good idea it was to post cat videos there. Some sights have something to do with that Pokemon thing, and others with jaw and neck exercises…..then I quit looking.

There is a premium cable channel called DOGTV, Wikipedia describes as television for dogs.

I want Mew Tube!

I love those cat videos, most of them are a real hoot. But I’m thinking this Mee-Meow arc is getting old, Can we move on please?

Great, a video channel for cat influencers.

Maybe Gertie should consider buying more conventional cat food instead of that Chef Meowrice stuff, which frankly, sounds nasty.

We had a cat that watched TV if wolves were on.

How many of those “cute cat” videos are done at the point of a gun?

Cats eat when they are hungry and don’t need any inspiration. Please, Jim, get to a story. We’ll even settle for one with Joel and Rufus. Anything to get us away from this drivel.

For God’s sake, Gertie, GET! THAT! CAT! TO! THE! VET! NOW!!!!!

I’ve never understood why “America’s Funniest Home Videos” has so many dog videos (even “Dog Park”) and so few cats. They tried a cat video feature and then dropped it.

More likely get motivated to attack the TV and break it.

Yep. That’s a tiger, alright. And here comes the news report about a missing tiger kitty…….

Simple. If the cat doesn’t eat what you give it, it gets one (total, not each day) second chance then it eats or starves or goes elsewhere