Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 29, 2024

Random word generator.

0-0 tie with Goshen? Or maybe someone wins 2-0?

Who is the coach? Or is that the player with his helmit knocked off, then why is he claiming victory on the play?

Perm boy, his name is Austin right? Leader of the pups or young jag offs. Bet Coach Perm is related to the little fart.

P2: I’m still amazed Chris Berman comes out to announce for high school football, especially when it’s only a practice.

Wtf is with his leg in P 2?

“not in my house”…haha…reminds me of an opposing player that kept saying that to us during a game, and after they lost, being the good sport that I was, I told him in the handshake line that “…we just took a massive sh!t in your house…hahahaaaaa..”. Good times. Probably get reprimanded for that nowadays.

Top rule in High School Football practice You do not hit the QB , you grab him but do not hit him. If you hit him you would be running non stop for the next week

Their first “big” game? Isn’t it there first game?

not in my house said jun jun to coach kim about having a electric dishwasher

click click boom

Don’t give me the boom without the shaka-laka.

Boom boom, out go (his) lights!

This is the final practice, full contact, and the players are wearing shorts with no padding on their legs? Gil’s going to be calling up JV players pretty quick to replace all the injuries. And speaking of quick, you can spare a quick minute to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/08/29/that-had-to-hurt/

Isn’t Austin McRageface’s trash talking a little dumb? “Not in my house!” Um, you’re on the same team, so it’s both your house.

Not in my house is more a basketball term, I think. Perm guy looks 30. Must be a freshman

P-1: OK, who brought a football to Varsity Roller Derby practice?

P-2: You can tell it’s a practice, they aren’t wearing their skates.

P-3: As a shock reveal, Leo refers to Austin by his preferred pronoun.

He was hit so hard it knocked the color out of his Jersey from panel 1 to 2

Too bad it’s not “the summer of Jami” getting knocked on its @ss in P2.