Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 02, 2024

This comic made me smile. I just don’t know why.

He’s one in a krillion.

Aww! He’s so proud.

Ⅰ’d heard of whales ‘beaching’ themselves, but had no idea why

Whale whale what has we gots here.

You can buy canned krill. About $70/pound on Amazon.

It’s expensive. That is the only reason I don’t want a pet whale, that and the clean-up.

Grilled krill, Mmmmm. NOT.

Loving the teeny, tiny spatula!

Everything tastes better grilled. Except maybe creamed corn.

Kriller Whale

He likes them all cooked whale-done.

He has a license for krill

He’s cheating, it’s all pre-prepared meals from Baleen Cuisine.

The first 100,000 will be ready in a second.

His octopus friend has the apron which says, “Kiss the Chephalopod”.

He’s a kriller alright.