Granted, there’s less competition than if she were working a street corner, but there’s also a much smaller customer base (no anatomical wordplay intended). Wonder how she keeps up with the rent on the cave — unless the wise old guru is wise enough to take it out in trade (what’s money to him anyway?).
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 29 days ago
Hilarious!
cracker65 29 days ago
He’s gonna get a happy ending
Jml58 29 days ago
Can it be true happiness if he has to pay for it?
Mainesailah Premium Member 29 days ago
Those mountains are all a little…um…
rockyridge1977 29 days ago
What is the charge!!!!!
scote1379 Premium Member 29 days ago
A true Wiseman !
Znox11 29 days ago
He said happiness not herpiness.
ncorgbl 29 days ago
♫’She’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she comes…’♪
mistercatworks 29 days ago
The only thing she will en-lighten is his wallet.
paullp Premium Member 29 days ago
Granted, there’s less competition than if she were working a street corner, but there’s also a much smaller customer base (no anatomical wordplay intended). Wonder how she keeps up with the rent on the cave — unless the wise old guru is wise enough to take it out in trade (what’s money to him anyway?).
Cameron1988 Premium Member 29 days ago
How bout one that doesn’t smoke?
eddi-TBH 29 days ago
Meh. I’ll settle for trashy thrills.
opsono 29 days ago
The oldest profession was more probably pimping in one form or another.