The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for September 02, 2024

He’s going to buy you a yard!

that’s where he told her he was going⠄⠄⠄

he’s actually at the dump

Looking for another antique organ.

Better a yard sale than a junkyard.

I’ve seen (and sometimes bought) some nice things at yard sales and flea markets.

“Last time, he bought me a big bottle of expensive perfume that turned out to be filled with vanilla extract.”

My brother! LOL!

Expensive perfumes and Vanella extract both have one common ingredient (alcohol)

He’ll buy a toaster from Dalton Humphrey. A four slicer no doubt.

Be glad he’s not going to a flea market…

Hey Loretta what do you get Leroy parking tickets or accident s tickets

A perfect place to go when you don’t wanna spend a whole lotta money.

A hopeless romantic

He’s going out to buy the stuff you sold at your yard sale.

And that you didn’t wanna go with him drew no suspicion…