Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 04, 2024

ah … can’t decide which one is bigger, her mouth or her nose … but definitely her brain is out of question

So now Agnes will have 100% attendance at church.

She might learn things in church, like:

The Christian god makes man human, then burns him when he acts like one

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. – Voltaire

Praying is like a rocking chair— it’ll give you something to do, but it won’t get you anywhere

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.

And other classics.

Step (1): Open mouth,

Step (2): Insert foot.

Now you done it, Agnes!

Agnes is being honest in spite of herself.

Huge backfire.

Agnes is in trouble now. She is NOT going to change Granma’s mind.

The truth comes out under pressure

going to church makes me sick also

my girlfriend and I went on Saturday night 5 o’clock and then went to the diner for hamburgers …..